This Thursday, Burger King will debut their new bacon sundae: Vanilla soft serve with hot fudge and caramel, bacon crumbles, and a piece of bacon.
My reaction is the same as when my sister encouraged me to dip pizza in ranch dressing. Yes, it's freaking delicious, but did I really need to know how to make an already-unhealthy food even worse? SIGH.
Will I be ordering one of these dairy-pig delights? Um, hell yeah. And I hate myself for it.