tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-32597659570159446822024-03-05T04:50:29.165-08:00Atomic AuntiePull up a barkcloth pillow and hang with Atomic Auntie for a spell. Enjoy my 1940s-built/1950s-decorated House o' Kitsch and collectibles, from bathroom mermaids to spaghetti poodles and beyond.Atomic Auntiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11063947096654064420noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3259765957015944682.post-70963239081212817572013-10-17T12:18:00.000-07:002013-10-17T12:18:07.943-07:00Do You Ruzzle?<em>Dear Readers:</em><br />
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<em>Can't blog anymore, because I'm completely and utterly addicted to Ruzzle.</em><br />
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<em>I'd explain more, but I have another round to play and I'm developing a weird kind of carpal tunnel that's only in my right pointer finger and someone named "MonoBrow123" just requested a game, so as you can see I have a lot on my plate.</em><br />
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<em>Sincerely,</em><br />
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Seriously, have you played this game yet? Ruzzle is this great app for smartphones and notepads (I have it on my iPad, which is the best invention ever in the history of the world but that's another post altogether). It's kind of like Boggle and Scrabble combined, and there are tens of thousands of other players online at any given time and it's just a big old word party. Finally, a festival for geeks! (Aside from Comic Con, of course.)<br />
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I've always been a logophile (for you language haters, that's a lover of words/word buff). Taught myself to read at age four, and haven't stopped since. I devour books, usually two or three a week. My tastes vary widely, and I go through phases with my reading -- I'm currently into historical fiction, particularly Civil War stuff and anything related to slavery or Native Americans. Why? Dunno. I also love memoirs, mass-market stuff and <u>some</u> so-called "chick lit."</div>
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I'm a former spelling bee wizard, going all the way back to 4th grade (but I was one of those kids who kept it up through 8th grade and went to the county spelling bee and did I mention that I got beat up occasionally and have absolutely <em>no idea</em> why?). So in essence, words are kind of my <em>thing</em>.<br />
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When I first heard about Ruzzle, I thought, "Huh, whatever, another word game." I downloaded it only so I could play my online buddies who told me about it. Once. Because I don't play GAMES on my iPad. My precious iPad is for important online activities and such. Well, except for that brief obsession with Disney Fairies Fashion Boutique but that was because one of the niecelets made me play it and hey, did you know you could level up faster if you "liked" other players' boutiques and you get three "likes" a day and there are bonus points if you dress a mannequin from head to toe in winter attire?<br />
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So I guess there's sort of a precedent, if you will, of me being ... interested in gaming. (Just the fact that I'm using "game" as a verb now is kind of rocking my world at this very moment.) But I was blissfully unaware of this fact when I launched the Ruzzle app and played my first round, feeling a little smug because hey, I'm a wordsmith, just ask anyone who's ever been on the receiving end of my grammar police baton.</div>
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And I promptly got my ass kicked.</div>
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You can guess what happened next. One word: Rematch. And again. And again and again and again, until I got this thing figured out.</div>
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A Ruzzle match is comprised of three two-minute rounds. You can stop between rounds for as long as you'd like, but once you're playing a round, there's no pausing. Time-out? Uh-uh. Which is frustrating when you get a good board, and you see a really great long word just as the time expires.</div>
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I started like most Ruzzle players, finding mainly two- and three-letter words, gradually moving my way up to seven letters or more. There are "bonus" letters with a Scrabble-style double or triple letter/word score, which makes focusing on those areas of the board important. You get to see the words your opponent found after each round, which leads to either a sense of smugness or humility, depending on your own results. Plurals (i.e. "adding an 'S' to everything") become your friends.</div>
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I've learned that you can't judge a Ruzzler by his/her username. "JuicyLips69" is most likely freakishly smart, and will come up with ZOONOTIC and HOTELIERS while you're plugging away with ZOO and HOTEL and feeling great because you found SMILES. On the other hand, it's quite possible that you'll put "WordsAreMyLife" to complete and utter shame.</div>
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So, how addicted am I? Let's see. I've played (on more than occasion) for 6 hours straight. I've stayed up so late at night that there barely seems to be a point in going to bed before getting up for work. I've lost 3 or 4 pounds from not snacking in the evenings (because food would just get in the way), which is not something that has spontaneously happened to me, in the history of ever. And I can't use a decently-sized word in casual conversation without speculating on its Ruzzle value.<br />
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Is there therapy for this? There might be, but if there's a group I'm thinking it would quickly devolve into a great big Ruzzle fest and defeat the whole purpose.<br />
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<em>Wanna play? My username is (surprise!) </em>atomicauntie<em>.</em>Atomic Auntiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11063947096654064420noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3259765957015944682.post-16860286817907089922013-09-12T20:42:00.003-07:002013-09-12T20:43:19.610-07:00Christmas in ... September?This morning there was the teensiest autumnal nip in the air, just a whisper really but enough to make my mind leap ahead to dreams of spiced cider, hot chocolate, and roaring fires. (I'm really not much of a summer gal. I melt at temps above 70.) It will probably be a sweltering 95 degrees this weekend, but that little taste of fall was enough to also flash me <i>back</i> to what I was doing at this time last year, when I found myself waist-deep in glitter, musty Santas, and an army of knee-hugger elves. Allow me to explain. <br />
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I've never really been what one might consider a "crafty" person. A little here and there, but nothing on the scale of, say, the fabulous <a href="http://www.bettycrafter.com/">Betty Crafter</a>, who I swear could make something amazingly retrotastic from nothing more than duct tape, coat hangers, and, like, a corncob. But still, I have my moments. Last year, when I was off work for 5 months recuperating from brain surgery, I got crafty by necessity. I was bored beyond belief (who knew I'd miss going to work so much?), couldn't drive, and was thoroughly overdosed on daytime television. Reading was still a challenge then, and I had to find something to DO. I'd been stockpiling and hoarding adorable vintage 1950s-1960s Christmas ornaments and ephemera for the last few years. These are just a few of the little lovelies that were rattling around in my collection: <br />
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I mean, I had oodles of the things, more than I could ever fit onto even the most heavily bedecked retro tree, and I was also desperate for a way to fill my days. And then magically, I stumbled upon an awesome craft I could make from all this stuff: WREATHS! I (very ambitiously) decided to make wreaths for all the wonderfully caring family and friends who'd helped me through such a difficult year. One hot glue gun and 12 tinsel wreath forms later, I was in business. I turned my mom's dining room table into Craft Central (there was an appalling amount of mess, and I'm so grateful for the tolerance she showed to her deranged and very clumsy post-surgery daughter) and after 5 solid weeks and about 10,000 glue burns <i>(note: this is a conservative estimate)</i>, I had a wonderful crop of handmade holiday gifts that I was pretty darn proud of. <br />
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Here's one of them on my friend Linda's front door. <br />
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Kind of wonderful, no? I wish I had a better pic that you could zoom in on, because these suckers were just jam-packed with vintage goodness.<br />
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So that tease of autumn in the air already has me plotting what this year's holiday craftstravaganza might be, should I opt to go that route. Shhhh! Next week I have my first-ever crochet lesson at a nearby yarn store. On the horizon: AMIGURUMI! If my fingers cooperate and Gidget the Wonder Cat doesn't abscond with all the balls of yarn.
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Alas, I had to re-home those goldfish and that aquarium with a dear friend last year when I had health problems, and I figured I'd be fish-free for a very long time. But not many months had passed before I was absolutely pining for some goldies again. There's just something about them that feeds my soul ... if one's spiritual self can be said to flower in the presence genetically manipulated, garishly colored, glorified carp, that is. But I'm easy that way.
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Since I wasn't physically able to maintain such a nice big tank any longer, I set my sights lower this time, finding a nice 30 gallon high tank on Craigslist and scaling down the whole operation to a more manageable level. (The ranchus, incidentally, are alive and well and thriving with my friend. Their growth has been astounding!)
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This time around, I went with a goldfish variety that I've never kept before: the bubble eye. I've found that people have a visceral reaction to these fish when they see them, either "Omigod, those are freakish and hideous and why on earth would you keep them?" or "Hey, neat!" but rarely anything in between. And I admit that they're not everyone's cup of ... chowder? But I've always liked them and thought that this aquarium reboot was a good opportunity to give one a test-swim.
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This is Hula, a red and white bubble eye of indeterminate (for now, at least) gender. I've had him and his buddy, Astro (a calico butterfly) for about six months now. Once I got over my initial fear every time I walked over to the tank that I'd find him with his bubbles deflated, Hula's been nothing but pure enjoyment. He's downright hilarious to watch, swimming all googly with those bubbles a-shimmyin' away beside him.
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And his sidekick, Astro:
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Did I go ahead and tiki-fy the tank again? Oh my yes.
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Remember, friends -- if it's worth doing, it's worth doing it <i>retro</i>. Best fishes!Atomic Auntiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11063947096654064420noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3259765957015944682.post-60169078121640966862013-07-22T11:05:00.001-07:002013-07-22T11:07:37.525-07:00That Was the Year That WasIt's been an ... interesting year so far, to say the least. This week is the one year anniversary of my emergency brain surgery and subsequent recovery process. If I had to assign a percentage to my wellness, I'd say I'm at about 85% of normal. Not too shabby, considering the doctors, nurses and everyone else didn't hold out hope for my survival at one point. Outrageous, huh?<br />
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I lost nearly all the hearing in my right ear either as a result of the megadoses of antibiotics I was given, or possibly from scar tissue related to the surgery. It's a bummer, but if that and being a bit off-kilter balance-wise and having a few short-term memory issues are all I have as souvenirs, then call me happy. I'll have to be on anti-seizure drugs for a few more years, and they wipe me out, but I wasn't exactly a Type A personality to begin with. I just take more naps than I used to. So things are good.<br />
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To celebrate my recovery (or, to be perfectly honest, just because I wanted to), I've gotten a couple of new Disney tattoos. The first is the Peter Pan gang that I was planning on just before all my health wackiness ensued (see the outline of the image a couple posts down). I finally went ahead and got it in May, and it's lovely. (Pics of that one coming soon.)<br />
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The latest is an Alice in Wonderland piece that I did in two sessions and just finished a few days ago. I wanted to incorporate Disneyland, not just the Alice characters, and I think my artist, the fantabulous Josh Green of the Hemlock Collective, right here in Sacramento, did one heck of a good job. Five hours of ink time total, spread out over two sessions, and worth every ouchy moment.<br />
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Just planning to add Tinker Bell and some pixie dust, and I'm gonna call it done with tats for a long while. They, you know, <i>hurt</i>. Like, a <i>lot</i>. I really don't enjoy the process of <i>getting</i> them at all. But I do like <i>having</i> them. And I can't wait to hit Disneyland and show them off. I have this fantasy that I'll get front-of-line privileges on the Alice ride because they'll find my tattoo so totally fab. <em><span style="font-size: xx-small;">(Note: This is completely and utterly unlikely to happen, but I dream about it the same way I like to plan how to spend my lottery millions every time I buy a ticket. Custom tiki bar with Jungle Julep on tap, I'm talkin' 'bout YOU.)</span></em></div>
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I plan to resume regular blog updates now that I'm doing so much better physically and my life is getting more normal again. One heck of a year, for sure. But it's been an amazing journey.</div>
Atomic Auntiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11063947096654064420noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3259765957015944682.post-83288101472211203892012-10-30T14:34:00.001-07:002012-11-05T13:02:14.007-08:00If I Only Had a (Better) BrainNo, dear readers, Atomic Auntie has not abandoned you. I'm alive and semi-well and ready to once again regale you with tales from my vintage-obsessed, retro-lovin' life. But first, you deserve an explanation for my absence lo, these many weeks. Bear with me. I promise it's a good one.<br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(175, 192, 227, 0.230469); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(77, 128, 180, 0.230469); -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.296875);">When I didn't show up at work the next morning, my boss called my family, who found me in my house, positively delirious. I have no memory of this, nor can I recall the ambulance ride to the hospital, or having emergency brain surgery the next day.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(175, 192, 227, 0.230469); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(77, 128, 180, 0.230469); -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.296875);"><br /></span>
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(175, 192, 227, 0.230469); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(77, 128, 180, 0.230469); -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.296875);">See, that pesky little ear infection had turned into ever so much more. It had probably been a chronic, mostly asymptomatic thing. And it had broken through my ear and taken up residence in my brain.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(175, 192, 227, 0.230469); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(77, 128, 180, 0.230469); -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.296875);"><br /></span>
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(175, 192, 227, 0.230469); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(77, 128, 180, 0.230469); -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.296875);">I had what's known in medical terms as a <i>subdural empyema</i>, basically a big old infected pocket of pus between my brain and the membrane that surrounds the brain.<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: x-small;"> Yay!</span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(175, 192, 227, 0.230469); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(77, 128, 180, 0.230469); -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.296875);"><br /></span></div>
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(175, 192, 227, 0.230469); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(77, 128, 180, 0.230469); -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.292969);">The neurosurgeon had to do a craniotomy to remove and flush out the infection. Removed a rather large piece of my skull in the process, which a nurse later told me I was "lucky" he was able to reattach. Shudder.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(175, 192, 227, 0.230469); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(77, 128, 180, 0.230469); -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.296875);"><br /></span>
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(175, 192, 227, 0.230469); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(77, 128, 180, 0.230469); -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.296875);">I was still in a coma post-surgery, but things went from bad to just plain awful. I now had bacterial meningitis. And sepsis. And I was in organ failure. I was on a respirator, and I'm told there were more than 10 bags o' stuff on my IV pole.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(175, 192, 227, 0.230469); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(77, 128, 180, 0.230469); -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.292969);"><br /></span>
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(175, 192, 227, 0.230469); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(77, 128, 180, 0.230469); -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.292969);">My vital signs crashed more than a few times. One nurse told my mom that she should get to a church if she was the praying type. Things were grim. I was oblivious to all of it.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(175, 192, 227, 0.230469); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(77, 128, 180, 0.230469); -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.292969);"><br /></span>
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(175, 192, 227, 0.230469); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(77, 128, 180, 0.230469); -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.292969);">My beloved family and friends kicked things into high gear. They took turns visiting and talking to me for hours on end. Someone noticed that my vital signs stabilized when my loved ones were around. They called in the pastor of my sister's church to pray over me, and had a raucous family gathering in the process (that's just how we roll). Turns out they were having a moment of personal prayer and silence for me at work at that exact moment.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(175, 192, 227, 0.230469); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(77, 128, 180, 0.230469); -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.292969);"><br /></span>
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(175, 192, 227, 0.230469); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(77, 128, 180, 0.230469); -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.292969);">And I woke up the very next day.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(175, 192, 227, 0.230469); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(77, 128, 180, 0.230469); -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.292969);"><br /></span>
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(175, 192, 227, 0.230469); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(77, 128, 180, 0.230469); -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.292969);">I wish I could say that then I lived happily ever after, but it just didn't work out that way. My muscles had atrophied during my coma, and I had trouble controlling them due to the brain injury. My short-term memory was shot. I was transferred to a fantastic rehab facility where I had five different therapies a day, from physical to occupational to speech to mat exercises and walking. I worked hard, but the results I saw were beyond rewarding.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(175, 192, 227, 0.230469); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(77, 128, 180, 0.230469); -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.292969);"><br /></span>
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(175, 192, 227, 0.230469); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(77, 128, 180, 0.230469); -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.292969);">Now I'm home, staying with my mom for the foreseeable future. I can't drive (although I heart my disabled parking placard when someone takes me out!) or stand up in the shower or go shopping for more than an hour or two without being totally wiped out. And I've started having seizures and they're driving me bonkers tinkering with the dosages of the anti-seizure meds. Oh, and the sepsis made a lot of my hair fall out and what's left is an inch long, because they shaved my head for the craniotomy, and gray because they won't let me dye my hair. I'll be off work on disability until after the new year.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(175, 192, 227, 0.230469); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(77, 128, 180, 0.230469); -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.292969);"><br /></span>
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(175, 192, 227, 0.230469); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(77, 128, 180, 0.230469); -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.292969);">But you know what? I'm alive. And happy. And totally overwhelmed by the outpouring of love and support from my family and loved ones. It's going to be a long road to full(er) recovery, but I'm working hard.</span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="-webkit-composition-fill-color: rgba(175, 192, 227, 0.230469); -webkit-composition-frame-color: rgba(77, 128, 180, 0.230469); -webkit-tap-highlight-color: rgba(26, 26, 26, 0.292969);"><br /></span>
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This year, though, I decided to forego the big purchase and try to keep some of the money in savings in case something weird comes up (and with a house built in 1939, something almost always does). I couldn't resist spending <em>some</em> of it, though, on little odds and ends that are making me exceedingly happy.<br />
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First, I found these pretty little vintage lustreware fish and bubbles, which are right at home with my vintage mermaid plaque collection on the dining room wall. They're wonderfully sparkly. I already had a set of 3 of these in blue, and it's nice to also have the pink.<br />
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My pink and red kitchen has an anthropomorphic motif (mostly anthro fruits and veggies). I couldn't resist these adorable vintage salsa containers, and they're currently perched on the back of the stove.<br />
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These jolly little fellows are vintage ceramic gnomes that I placed right smack in the center of my gnome garden. They weren't expensive at all, but I have to confess that right now, they're my favorite gnomes of all.<br />
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I have a total jones for Norcrest bluebirds and owls, and I've collected the ceramic figurines for a while now. Recently I came across two wonderful sets of vintage ceramic bluebird wall plaques, and I absolutely can't wait to get them hung in the living room. I got a really good deal on both sets. This is the one I like best.<br />
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<br />So, yeah, I really do love vintage 1950s ceramic ... stuff. And as always, I firmly believe that volume is a good thing when it comes to almost any collectible. Why have 3 bluebirds fluttering on the wall when you can have 6 instead? When it comes to quirky decor (or what some uninformed, ignorant individuals might term "clutter," gasp!), less is less and more is always MORE. Believe it.<br />Atomic Auntiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11063947096654064420noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3259765957015944682.post-45487302734764378692012-07-06T12:57:00.000-07:002012-07-06T13:01:08.371-07:00Where Have All the Mascots Gone?As someone who loves pop culture, I'm particularly fond of advertising. When done well, a commercial or ad can be an absolute work of art, even entering the American lexicon if it's catchy enough ("Where's the Beef?", "I can't believe I ate the whole thing," etc.) But I especially adore commercial campaigns that feature a unique animated mascot (or "spokes-critter," if you will -- and I <em>know</em> you will).<br />
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Sadly, you just don't see as many product mascots as there were back in the golden olden days of my youth. Or at least that's my perception, although I will allow that because I watch much less kid-oriented television than I did as, well, a <em>kid</em>, I'm no longer the target audience for those type of ads. But still: Where have all the mascots gone? Below, a few of my all-time faves.<br />
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<strong><span style="font-size: large;">1. Milton the Toaster</span></strong><br />
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Good old Milton was the spokes-toaster for Kellogg's Pop-Tarts, a delicious little breakfast treat that I still enjoy today (original unfrosted strawberry remains my favorite). I think Milton is a particularly ingenious mascot, as the obvious choice would have been to go with an animated (and no doubt singing and dancing) Pop-Tart, the actual product being advertised. But instead, the good folks at Kellogg's opted to turn an everyday kitchen appliance into a character. Gutsy, no? And effective, because I gobbled those toaster pastries as a kid like nobody's business. I miss Milton and wish he was on the airwaves once again.<br />
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<strong><span style="font-size: large;">2. Fruit Pie the Magician</span></strong><br />
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Fruit Pie the Magician was one of several mascots for Hostess snack cakes and pies (others were Twinkie the Kid, Captain Cupcake, Happy Ho Ho, and King Ding Dong). The Hostess commercials of the 1970s were fabulous. I especially loved the Ho Ho ads, because they featured animated kids kayaking down a chocolate river inside a gigantic Ho Ho (with their ever-faithful guide, Happy, leading the way), and the idea of encountering a larger-than-life pile of that amazing creamy white filling made my 5-year-old brain positively spin. ("You wouldn't want to eat a whole bunch of the white stuff all at once," my mom said. "You'd be sick of it after a couple bites." LIES. Crap then, and crap today, Mother.) The Hostess gang was brought back for a special "retro wrapper" promotion in 2011 -- except for poor little Fruit Pie. Why the oversight? Is it because the other mascots represented snack <u>cakes</u>, and poor Fruit Pie's domain was the lowly pie? Those icing-glazed fruit-filled turnovers are still incredibly delicious (I like cherry the best). Just say no to pastry discrimination! Bring back Fruit Pie the Magician!<br />
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<strong><span style="font-size: large;">3. Punchy</span></strong><br />
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Punchy is still the mascot for Hawaiian Punch today, but his personality has morphed quite a bit since the early days. Once upon a time, Punchy's schtick consisted of walking up to unsuspecting folks and asking, "How about a nice Hawaiian punch?" When the unaware individual answered, "Sure!" Punchy would quite literally <em>punch them in the face</em>. Seriously. Naturally, this very successful ad campaign resulted in many playground fistfights and horseplay, at least at my school. And for the record, "But I was just being Punchy!" really didn't fly with the yard duty ladies.<br />
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As you can see, Punchy was kind of a dick.<br />
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<strong><span style="font-size: large;">4. Chicken of the Sea Mermaid</span></strong><br />
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They still depict this lovely lady on their cans today, although I prefer her earlier incarnations (they've since gotten rid of her awesome topknot and turned her scepter/spear into a wimpy little magic wand). I ate a lot of tuna as a kid, and our house brand was always Chicken of the Sea, no doubt due to my early-onset <a href="http://atomicauntie.blogspot.com/2012/04/mermaid-mania.html">mermaid obsession</a>. No Starkist or Bumblebee for us -- I was loyal to CotS.<br />
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<strong><span style="font-size: large;"> 5. Grimace</span></strong><br />
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I was never really sure what exactly Grimace was supposed to <em>be</em>, but that purple amorphous blob was my favorite of the McDonaldland gang. McDonalds commercials were huge during my childhood, and back then nobody had a hissy fit about companies marketing unhealthy products directly to children, their target consumers. It was pretty much an advertising free-for-all. I loved them all, from Mayor McCheese to the Hamburglar (who, looking back, was an unbelievably anti-Semitic caricature of a greedy stingy Jew, yikes), but Grimace held a special place in my heart.<br />
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Going to McDonalds was a real treat when I was a kid, something you looked forward to and didn't do very often (once a month at the very most). It was a big deal, and I relished every trip. I've never been a fan of the current (and totally played out) "I'm Lovin' It" McDonalds campaign, but oh, how I adored the jingles of yesteryear, from "You Deserve a Break Today" to "Shamrock Shakes, They're a Beautiful Green." I'm old, people -- I remember when they first introduced Chicken McNuggets, an event that totally rocked my childhood world.<br />
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For God's sake, I even owned an official McDonaldland playset, complete with action figures and a wind-up train. It was boss. And I had the Playskool McDonalds, too, which was also unbelievably cool. It had little trays of food and the employees all wore those awesome hats. Where have all the fast-food employee hats gone? Hot Dog on a Stick is one of the only holdouts.<br />
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<em>The Playskool McDonalds. See the pointy little hats?</em></div>
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I'd like to see how modern parents (all around my age, incidentally) would utterly freak out if a fast-food chain came out with retail toys for kids today that were sold in stores. Can you imagine? <br />
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Do I love any of the advertising mascots of today? Hard to say, as I don't watch much in the way of kids' TV programming (except for Cartoon Network and Boomerang, which totally rock). There doesn't seem to be as many spokes-critters as in yesteryear, though. And instead of selling fries, last time I saw Ronald McDonald he was preaching about healthy lifestyles and the importance of exercise. I understand that McDonalds has agreed to stop targeting children under 12 altogether, and the rest of the McDonaldland posse appears to have vanished entirely. I'll miss those guys. It's years later, and they didn't turn me into an obese adult fast-food junkie. I'm just sayin'.Atomic Auntiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11063947096654064420noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3259765957015944682.post-82789024907681469122012-06-22T08:21:00.001-07:002012-06-22T15:50:50.125-07:00Zip-a-Dee-Tattoo-DahI only have two tattoos, which is honestly kind of an accomplishment for a so-called Gen Xer who spent her formative years in major metropolitan areas. Not that everybody my age has tattoos, of course, but where I'm from, it's much more common than not. And many folks have LOTS of ink. I have to confess that if I were younger, 20 pounds lighter, and didn't care if I ever got promoted at work, I would so totally go for it with a tattoo sleeve. I just plain love a well-done sleeve, where the images complement one another and it doesn't look like just a hodgepodge of random tats held together by a background color.<br />
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Anyway, my first tattoo was of Jiminy Cricket. The reason I got that one is simple: I'm a Disneyland fanatic, and Jiminy just seemed like the embodiment of all things Disney. He stars in one of the original animated classics (<em>Pinocchio</em>, 1940), he's a good guy, and one of my favorite spots in all of Disneyland is walking through Sleeping Beauty's Castle and hearing "When You Wish Upon a Star" playing softly. I just knew I wouldn't regret sporting Jiminy Cricket on my bod permanently, and I haven't over the years, not even once.<br />
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For the record, I'm not the kind of person who assigns deep symbolic meaning to my tattoos the way you see on those awful reality shows (like, "This lily is in memory of my grandmother because this one time she gave me lilies when I had tonsillitis and I always think of her when I see them and when she died it was sooooooo saaaaaaaaad but now she'll live forever through this tribute to her above my ass-crack"). Gag.<br />
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So I got the Jiminy Cricket tattoo in 1996 (that's 16 years ago, for the mathematically challenged). Time had not been kind to the cricket; he was faded and blurry and just looking kind of sorry. I confess that I wasn't the best about keeping him religiously moisturized. But I'm not a sun-worshipper (I actually loathe the sun and avoid it at all costs), so it really didn't make sense that he'd faded so badly.<br />
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Wednesday I went to <a href="http://www.sideshowstudios.com/index2.php" target="_blank">Side Show Studios</a>, my preferred tattooing establishment, and artist Josh brought Jiminy Cricket back to life. Please ignore any weird spots it might seem to have -- it's still very much in the process of healing.<br />
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Pretty spiffy, I think. He brought out details that I'd forgotten the tat even had. I could not be happier. In fact, I've decided to go back sometime next month for a new one. In keeping with the Disney theme, I'm thinking I'll probably go with something like this:<br />
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Since I've only been tattooed twice (well, 3 times now with the re-do), I'd forgotten that it's, you know, a bit <em>painful</em> to be stabbed repeatedly with needles for a couple hours. So while I'm looking forward to having another Disney image, I can't say that I'm too excited about going through the process itself. Ouch.<br />
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Oh, and the hidden and mysterious symbolic meaning of the upcoming tat? "I still like Disneyland." Deep, huh?Atomic Auntiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11063947096654064420noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3259765957015944682.post-5102479183254470852012-06-19T14:09:00.002-07:002012-06-19T14:12:34.072-07:00The Good, the Bad, and the PuglyJust had to share this adorable snap of the niecelets with Marlee. I feel so much love looking at the three of them together that I almost can't contain myself.<br />
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Marlee adores children, and has a special relationship with Niecelet 2 in particular. The two of them practically speak their own language. There are games of chase, belly-tickling in the grass, and lots and lots of tea parties and dress-up. Marlee goes out of her mind with joy when they get together.<br />
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It's kind of funny that I have a dog who worships kids, since I don't plan on ever having children. I would absolutely love to walk into an adoption agency one day and say, "I need to get a kid for my dog," since we hear the reverse all the time at the animal shelter where I work.<br />
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Here's Marlee moments later being a whore-pug and begging for belly rubs:<br />
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I've always treasured this photo of Niecelet 1 with Marlee, around 2008. She absolutely loved walking Marlee on leash in her backyard, and fancied herself quite the little junior dog trainer. Here, she's telling a very befuddled pug to "Heel, Mars!"<br />
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I adopted Marlee in 2006. She was surrendered to the shelter at 5 months old with a raging case of generalized demodex. Here she is during her first week as my foster dog:<br />
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She really was a crusty, swollen mess. It took months to get the demodex resolved, but once we did, I had decided that she was a keeper -- I couldn't imagine being without her.<br />
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Two weeks after finalizing the adoption, we were at the vet because Marlee was walking funny on one of her front legs. Much manipulating of the limbs and a few x-rays later, my vet pronounced her "an orthopedic nightmare." She had severe hip dysplasia, and the bones in her front legs were bowing because the growth plates had fused early. Off to the specialist we went.<br />
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The orthopedist decided that the hip dysplasia needed to be dealt with immediately, since the muscles in Marlee's back legs wouldn't develop properly if she continued to use her legs incorrectly. That meant bilateral FHO (femoral head ostectomy) surgeries when she was only 7 months old.<br />
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The surgeries were expensive but totally worth it. Once she regained the use of her legs, Marlee was off and running, and hasn't had an unhealthy day since. She still has some wacky bone structure (the joints in her front feet are practically nonexistent, so her feet can point outward or inward or practically fold in on themselves), and I expect we'll deal with arthritis when she's older, but for now my Mars Bar (a.k.a. Marzipan, Marlee McFarlee, and Mars McFars) is the essence of glowing pug health.<br />
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My reaction is the same as when my sister encouraged me to dip pizza in ranch dressing. Yes, it's freaking delicious, but did I <em>really</em> need to know how to make an already-unhealthy food even worse? SIGH.<br />
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Will I be ordering one of these dairy-pig delights? Um, hell yeah. And I hate myself for it.Atomic Auntiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11063947096654064420noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3259765957015944682.post-85084258405957243682012-06-04T15:20:00.000-07:002012-06-04T15:20:30.507-07:00Ode to Trader Joe'sI have a real love/hate relationship with Trader Joe's. I've been a TJ's customer for about 20 years now, going way back to my early college days.<br />
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Love it for:<br />
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<li>Excellent prices. Truly, they're competitive with an average supermarket, and sometimes LESS expensive for a higher-quality item (like milk).</li>
<li>Yummy things I can't get elsewhere, like their house brand Ultra Chocolate Ice Cream.</li>
<li>Samples in little cups of things I might actually LIKE, unlike Costco, where sometimes I feel like they're just trying to use up crappy products by giving them away for free.</li>
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Hate it for:<br />
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<li>The clientele. UGH. I can handle the sandals-wearing crunchy granola earthy types. I got used to those while going to college in Berkeley, and they're harmless enough. They get their organic quinoa salads, and I get my cut-rate smoked salmon. Something for everyone. What I simply can't abide are the hideously yuppified moms and their pampered (translation: overindulged and ill-behaved) Jayden/Kayden/Kylie/Mileys. Blech. The kids run all over the store, and the moms are oblivious (seriously, do they not notice that their offspring are climbing the produce bins, or are they just pretending?), since they're totally preoccupied by choosing the right brand of fat-free organic no-hormone string cheese for Riley/Regan/Karly's lunchbox.</li>
<li>Overkill. Some of their food is way too overly-flavored for my taste. I just plain don't want a chai-chipotle-curry-double-garlic ANYTHING.</li>
<li>Lack of parking. Most times when I go, I have to do the parking lot shark thing, staking out a portion of one aisle and feeling like a great big stalker as I try to figure out which Prius each human/cart combo is headed to.</li>
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The "love it" factor really does outweigh the unpleasant stuff, though. And, because I know that you, dear readers, think my taste exquisite, I give you:<br />
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<strong><em><span style="font-size: large;">Atomic Auntie's Current Fave Trader Joe's Stuff</span></em></strong></div>
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<strong><u>Trader Joe's Gone Bananas! (One Bite at a Time!)</u></strong><br />
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Pretty simple when you get right down to it. Sliced nanners dipped in dark chocolate and frozen. But my oh my oh my, they are DELICIOUS. Bonus nutritional fact: Eating this counts as a serving of fruit! Which means eating a whole box at once counts as SEVERAL servings of fruit! I recently saw an online recipe that used these as the base for a banana split, and I'm definitely giving that a try next time I have an ice cream jones.<br />
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<strong><u>Trader Joe's Wild Mushroom & Black Truffle Flatbread</u></strong><br />
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This one's a must-buy on each and every trip to TJ's. It's fancy pizza, y'all! Instead of sauce, it has finely chopped mushrooms and olive oil, and it's topped with mozzarella and more bits o' shrooms. To die for.<br />
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<strong><u>Trader Joe's Unpasteurized Orange Juice</u></strong><br />
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Remember in the olden days, when Odwalla juices were brand-new on the market and tasted really really good? And then some little kid died because a batch of the unpasteurized juice had <em>e. coli</em> in it, and then they had to pasteurize it, and it stopped tasting good? Well, experience those years of living dangerously once again with TJ's Unpasteurized Orange Juice! Seriously, this stuff tastes like someone got up early and squeezed about 15 really ripe oranges into a glass for you, only you don't have to say "thank you" when they (inevitably) act all martyred about it. It has just the right amount of pulp, and the flavor can't be beat. That pasteurization process really kills the taste, apparently. But if you're not into taking a gamble with your beverage bacteria, or if you're pregnant or under the age of 4 or so, TJ's U.O.J probably isn't for you.<br />
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<strong><u>Trader Joe's Organic Creamy Tomato Soup</u></strong><br />
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Surprisingly low in fat, but still oh so creamy. Not condensed, so no need to add water or milk. Comes in a very convenient re-sealable cardboard box. Just pour some in a bowl, microwave, and top with parmesan cheese (optional, but delicious!). Mmmmmm. Soup.<br />
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<strong><u>Villa Italia Italian Blood Orange Soda</u></strong><br />
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This is "fancy" soda, for when you have company. (Okay, okay, for when <em>I</em> have company, because things aren't really very fancy to begin with at Casa de Auntie.) It looks pretty in a tall clear glass, with its weird semi-crimson blood orange color (according to the label, it's colored with black carrot -- whatever the frig a black carrot is). It has just the right amount of fizz. It pairs nicely with a shot of vodka. And it tastes really good, kind of like a Jungle Julep (for anyone who went to Disneyland before the 1980s, and got that elixir of the gods at Sunkist, I Presume) crossed with a Sprite. <em>Benissimo!</em><br />
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<strong><u>Trader Joe's Edamame in Pod</u></strong><br />
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The perfect TV-watching snack. Tastes best when you get the cooks-in-5-minutes kind, but I'm not boiling water in the heat of summer. The precooked is <u>almost</u> as good.<br />
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<strong><u>Trader Joe's Chocolate Covered Mini Pretzels (Dark)</u></strong><br />
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This is the Donny and Marie of snacks: A little bit salty, a little bit sweet, and it all adds up to a real good time.<br />
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<strong><u>Trader Joe's Asparagus Risotto</u></strong><br />
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I loves me some risotto. And I especially love that this one heats up in minutes in the microwave, without all that stirring and adding liquid and, you know, <em>cooking</em>. Special tip: You can totally pass this off as homemade if you put it in a casserole dish and take it to a potluck, as long as you have a little cash in your pocket or are willing to trade special favors with TJ's-savvy partygoers who try to out you.<br />
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This list isn't by any means comprehensive, considering that I can't seem to get out of Trader Joe's for less than $75. Doesn't matter what I buy, either -- the total will be $75. It's uncanny. But these are pretty much my staples, the always-gotta-buy items that I like to have on hand at all times. So if you're in town, stop on by Casa de Auntie sometime. We're serving fancy soda and our special-recipe homemade risotto, and you can even join us for a round of Orange Juice Roulette (stomach pump optional). <em>Bon appetit!</em>Atomic Auntiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11063947096654064420noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3259765957015944682.post-24107931162881547032012-05-29T14:14:00.001-07:002012-05-29T14:54:29.549-07:00Springtime Fun at Funderland!So over the holiday weekend the niecelets and I ended up at <a href="http://www.funderlandpark.com/" target="_blank">Funderland</a>, an adorable little amusement venue for kids located inside a beautiful tree-filled park in our town. Funderland has nine attractions, all designed for kids ages 2 to 9-ish, so the niecelets (being 6 and 3, respectively) absolutely love going there.<br />
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Niecelet 1 is nuts about the Flying Dragon, a kiddie coaster that packs more than a few thrills. She's not tall enough yet to ride by herself, so I happily hop on to accompany her, because frankly, the dragon coaster kicks ass.<br />
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Earlier this year, I explained to her the basic physics of roller coaster speed, and she totally gets the concept that the very back seat is the way to go -- it's easily five times as fast as the front as it gets whipped down on those little dips. She now looks with pity at all the foolish wee ones who scramble for the first car.</div>
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A favorite of both of them is the Backroads Buggies (which we just call "the cars"). Someone brilliantly installed TWO steering wheels in each vehicle, a stroke of genius by a person who clearly knows kids well.<br />
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Niecelet 2 adores "the fishies," and Atomic Auntie adores the groovy 1970s-style airbrush painting on their fiberglass bodies. A little something for everyone!</div>
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They even have a himalaya, The Wild Stagecoach. It goes forward AND backward, and is the rockin'-est ride for the under-9 set.</div>
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Naturally, our morning wouldn't have been complete without some deliciously messy cotton candy (a huge weakness of mine, I LOVE the stuff). And since I'm the auntie, I can totally stuff them full of spun sugar before noon, then drop them off at home.</div>
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<em>This merry-go-round is actually really fast.</em></div>
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The best thing about Funderland is that it's not a huge commitment time-wise. There are only 9 rides, and even if you go on some of them more than once, you're still in and out within 2 hours, including potty breaks. Which leaves plenty of time for a yummy lunch at Mel's Diner afterward.</div>
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All in all, a pretty perfect weekend day with my two favorite people in the world. They're growing up so fast, and I really wish they'd quit it. I already dread the day when this is all I'll see of them -- and I know it's coming sooner than I think:</div>
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Before I bought my current house, I was a hardcore city dweller, and that lone planter I tended on the fire escape, featuring a rotating crop of pretty flowers, didn't prepare me in any way for taking care of a whole yard. In fact, I kind of hate the term "yard work," because if you have a house, you have yardS, front and back -- so really it's "yards work," plural, and frankly that's sometimes a bit much.<br />
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But like I said, I'm all about the results. The process itself may suck, but I gamely drag my pasty, sun-phobic, insect-attracting self into the garden every week during spring and summer to make things pretty. I'm awfully proud of it when it's all spiffed up.<br />
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And what garden wouldn't be complete without a garden gnome? Or twenty. Right?<br />
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<em>Note: Not my yard. Yet.</em></div>
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I must admit that since I've become obsessed with garden gnomes, the whole mucking-around-in-the-dirt thing has become a lot less unpleasant. I'm not just weeding and leveling and planting for its own sake; I'm making a display area for yet another collection of kitschy stuff! Much more palatable.<br />
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Naturally I went way overboard in the gnome acquisition arena. One gnome quickly became two, then four, and it just spiraled out of control from there. I have about 15 of the little fellows now, scattered about through the front garden. (They're not visible from the street, as they're behind a waist-high retaining wall, so I'm not subjecting the neighbors to something they would no doubt consider dreadfully tacky. Their loss!)<br />
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I tend to favor smaller gnomes, in the 4" to 6" height range, and of course vintage are always preferred. I scored these little fellows recently, and since I already have a couple others from this particular set, I'm pretty stoked:<br />
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Such a merry little band, don't you think?<br />
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So after I found myself in possession of my first gnomes last year, I discovered another, previously unknown, aspect of gnome gardens that I'd never even considered: Gnome <em>accessories</em>. Yes, apparently the little bastards needed their own stuff.<br />
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They had to have a gnome door, you see. And a little bridge. And a pathway made of cedar rounds, and a wee little pond. And it all got so downright precious that even I was shaking my head and wondering if I'd finally lost it.<br />
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But hey, I'd finally found a way to make the yard work entertaining for myself. And for others. The gnome garden is right outside the living room window, where Gidget has her kitty condo, and she's very fond of lying in the top condo "cup" and surveying the tiny humans that she no doubt dreams of chasing like moths, or enslaving to form a little army that will scratch her chin and feed her salmon flakes all day long.<br />
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As soon as I've finished sprucing up the gnome garden for this year, I'll post some pics here so all can share in its gnomely goodness.<br />
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Question of the day: Were Snow White's dwarfs actually renegade garden gnomes who broke free of yard work and went into the precious gem business? Discuss.<br />
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I adopted Gidget in 2010 from <a href="http://www.purebredsplus.org/" target="_blank">Purebreds Plus Cat Rescue</a>. She's an Exotic Shorthair, which is essentially a shorthaired Persian cat. (That weird fixation on big-eyed, smushy-faced critters emerges once again.) Ninety-nine (99!) Persians and Exotics had been seized from a breeder/hoarder home, and PPCR, one of my favorite rescue groups of all time, took in a ton of them. They were all in incredibly bad shape.<br />
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Here's Gidget, bottom right, with a few of the other impounded cats when they first arrived at the shelter:<br />
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This photo breaks my heart every time I see it. She looks so small and pitiful.<br />
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PPCR pulled out all the stops to get these kitties healthy and ready for new homes. I had recently lost my beloved rescue Persian, Blossom, to cancer and was thinking about a new kitty. All the cats from the hoarding case had been placed, but PPCR had just had one returned a couple weeks later by its adopter. I agreed to take her without having met her when the PPCR placement coordinator emailed me this photo taken in the rescue center:<br />
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Why did the first adopter bring Gidget back? She hadn't said. But within days of bringing her home, I think I had my answer: Gidget pooped on my bed. Not just once, either. She pooped on my bed EVERY time she had to go. I put aluminum foil down on top of the covers to deter her. She just scooted it aside and did her business. I kept the bedroom door closed when I wasn't home. She found a way to open it up, and yes, decorated the bed some more. This went on for a couple weeks, with me literally in tears while laundering the bedspread for the hundredth time, because I just couldn't figure out how to make her stop.</div>
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Rest up, Gidget! Hopefully we'll have you feeling better in no time.</div>Atomic Auntiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11063947096654064420noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3259765957015944682.post-27324038468818275252012-05-09T14:19:00.001-07:002012-05-09T14:23:06.293-07:00In the Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tiki Tank...I've been a keeper of fancy goldfish on and off for many years. They're pretty much my favorite fish in the world, although I totally acknowledge that they're not to everyone's liking.<br />
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Now, we're not talking about those tiny common goldfish you win by bouncing a ping-pong ball at the county fair here. (Gawd, I wish they'd stop giving live animals as prizes! But that's a rant for another day.) Instead, I have some kind of bizarro goldfish jones for ranchus, which are round fish with no dorsal fins that waddle around the water like little whales. They also have adorable (to me, that is) chubby cheeks and puppydog faces. King Triton here is my current favorite (but shhhhh, don't tell the others!):<br />
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I have 3 ranchus at the moment, sharing a 46 gallon bowfront tank (snagged for a song on Craigslist) in the living room. I know that many aquarium fanatics decorate their freshwater tanks in a river-rocks-and-driftwood style, trying to replicate the fish's natural environment. But fancy goldfish are so genetically mutated, so totally far from their original carp ancestors, that they couldn't possibly thrive anywhere in nature. Glass tanks and man-made ponds are, by default, their natural habitat, because these softball-sized chunks wouldn't last 5 minutes in a real river or pond.<br />
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Which of course means that it's perfectly logical for me to go overboard with the kitschy fishtank decor.<br />
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I call it the Tacky Tiki Tank. And I've snazzed it up with aqua-colored gravel and a tiki motif, complete with bubbling volcano (with red spotlight!), fearsome idols, and a tiki-themed fabric background that I change out when the mood strikes.<br />
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Calico ranchu Chowder, looking for food by the tiki statue and bubbling bamboo wall:<br />
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Chowder buzzes by the erupting volcano. Oooooh!<br />
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So there you have it. If you live a retro life, you can retro-fy anything ... even an aquarium. I adore keeping goldfish, but I have to admit, I love 'em even more when I see them in the Tacky Tiki Tank. Aloha, fishies!Atomic Auntiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11063947096654064420noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3259765957015944682.post-4152227717133021202012-04-30T10:24:00.002-07:002012-04-30T10:24:36.465-07:00The Well-Dressed Retro PetBack when I adopted my first pug, the internet wasn't quite the gushing fountain of retro goodness that we take for granted today. Finding appropriately retro neckwear for her was a gigantic hit-or-miss affair. There was no Etsy, for one thing, and back then nobody was marketing anything specifically targeted at the retro-pet culture (I just know there were others out there like myself, frustrated by having nothing but cutesy nylon pawprint collars to put on our dogs). If I wasn't so sewing-impaired, I swear I would have attempted to conquer that little niche market single-handedly.<br />
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Nowadays, though, there's plenty of great stuff out there for pet owners with a retro aesthetic. My first pug is long gone, but her final years found her sporting some really spectacular collars. Now it's Marlee's turn (she's the atomic puglet pictured in my last post), and thanks to Etsy and a few other fun places, she has quite a lovely collection o' collars. It's not really as outrageous as it might seem for a single dog to have literally dozens. She goes to work with me, and hey, <em>I </em>sure wouldn't want to wear the same thing to the job day after day. Oh, who am I kidding? Yes, I'm one of those crazy dog people. So sue me. Below, a sampling of the insanity.<br />
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We have <a href="http://www.etsy.com/listing/34876682/dog-collar-cool-blue-jazz?ref=sc_2&sref=sr_91e8a33de217962dca98ae632d9afcaf76b58e02981e99b6cd8f8da622108533_1335548004_14143451_collar" target="_blank">this one</a>, but in pink:<br />
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She got this one for Christmas, purchased from <a href="http://www.etsy.com/shop/TheModDog" target="_blank">TheModDog</a>, one of our faves. Not stricly retro, per se, but it certainly has flair:<br />
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During summer, I'm all about the Hawaiian or tropical-themed collars. We got several of these from <a href="http://www.furrybabyfashions.com/" target="_blank">Furry Baby Fashions</a>. She usually has at least a few Hawaiian prints available. BONUS: She does collars for da kittehs too!<br />
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Lately I've been putting Marlee in these adorable collars with bows. I think of this one as her "flirty fifties" style. Just need some cat-eye glasses and little capri pants (no, I don't put cutesy clothing on the dog -- except jackets for warmth, explained next. I mean, I have to draw the line <em>somewhere</em>). The best bows 'n' collars are in the <a href="http://www.etsy.com/shop/crazyforcollars" target="_blank">Crazy for Collars</a> store.<br />
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And finally, what retro pug would be complete without a fabulous <a href="http://www.pugsnuggly.com/" target="_blank">Pug Snuggly</a> coat for those nippy winter days? I must confess that Marlee has three of them. But it's so hard to find clothing that fits pugs! Their bodies are just plain different from other dogs, what with the thick chest and wide neck coupled with their short stature. Anyway, that's my excuse and I'm sticking to it. This one is a lovely black corduroy with a cherries print.</div>
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And yes, our beloved rescue cat Gidget has her own wardrobe. Hard to see in this pic, but she's sporting a fetching aqua collar with brown skull print. Punk Rock Kitteh!</div>
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In a future post, I'll go over the available online options for retro pet beds. Because dogs and cats sleep better on cushions made from Michael Miller pinup girls fabric. It's been scientifically proven.</div>Atomic Auntiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11063947096654064420noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3259765957015944682.post-48605840530452563692012-04-25T11:06:00.000-07:002012-04-25T11:06:07.533-07:00My, What Big Eyes You HaveI'm not one to care too much about the decor of my office at work. As long as I have a sturdy desk, decent computer and plenty of desktop junk, I'm good. But as it happens, my office turned out to be the perfect place to display one of my larger collections.<br />
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I work for a nonprofit animal welfare organization. Basically, we're a large animal shelter with numerous programs and community services. So hey, we all love animals, right? I figured my horde of sad-eyed Enesco pity puppies and pity kitties would be right at home.<br />
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I've been picking up these little beauties one at a time over the last 10 years or so. My personal policy is to never pay more than five bucks for one of them (although I confess that I've broken that rule a couple times for ones I simply had to have -- you know how it goes). These were mass-produced to an unbelievable degree in the 1960s, so they're simply not scarce or rare, and paying a lot for them is just silly.</div>
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Here's another view, to give you an idea of the depth of the big-eyed insanity on top of my file cabinet:</div>
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Oh, and did I mention I also collect those pressed-cardboard faux paintings of pity kitties and pity puppies? You gotta love the Gigs:<br />
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That's the office wall behind my desk. I know the whole pity puppy phenomenon isn't to everyone's liking, but I figured that since I work at a shelter, people would dig 'em. But it's been a mixed reaction.<br />
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I can use the figurines and prints as a kind of litmus test when I meet new employees. If they go, "Omigod, those are terrible! How can you live with them just STARING at you like that? It's soooooo sad!" then it's a pretty safe bet we're not going to be bosom buddies. However, the one person in five who says, "Heh. Those are awesome" is probably going to be my new BFF, or at least someone with a decent sense of irony.<br />
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Because these images don't make me sad. In fact, they kind of crack me up. They're just so unbelievably over-the-top. I mean, it's not enough that the miserable-looking pups and kitties with the beseeching eyes look like their hydrocephalic heads are about to snap off their spindly little necks. But the artist had to go one further and put them in downright horrifying situations, to further emphasize the pathetic mood. One has a frayed rope around its neck and a few bread crusts (BREAD CRUSTS!) to eat. Another is in a seedy alley with overturned garbage cans. Then there's the junkyard, railroad tracks, and kitten-trapped-outside-the-window.<br />
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This collection is a little later vintage than I usually collect, but I don't know what to say. I just have some kind of fondness for these freaky big-eyed animals. Don't know why.<br />
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On another subject entirely, here's Atomic Auntie's atomic puglet, who accompanies me to work every day.<br />
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What? Totally unrelated.Atomic Auntiehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11063947096654064420noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3259765957015944682.post-81253587617724630412012-04-23T12:37:00.000-07:002012-04-25T12:27:56.027-07:00Mermaid ManiaI'm the first to admit that I'm an insatiable collector. I just plain like STUFF, and lots of it. If one of something is nice, two is better, and then hey, why not 10? They all basically start the same way: I stumble across some kitschy object (a spaghetti poodle, an anthropomorphic teabag holder, whatever), fall in love, and promptly want another. And another. And so on, until anyone visiting my house for the first time looks around and says, "Um, you have lots of ... things, don't you?"<br />
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Although most of my collections are of vintage 1950s/60s mass-produced items, and therefore reasonably priced for the most part, an exception is my collection of mermaid wall plaques. These were decorative ceramics intended for display in one's midcentury bathroom (plenty of folks remember a pair of them gracing the wall in grandma's john). Of course, one can only hope that said bathroom had all its original pink fixtures, but that's a post for another day.<br />
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Unlike my other collections, these mermaids can get pricey. Like, way too overpriced, in my not-so-humble opinion, for mass-produced items that really aren't exceedingly rare. So I've been gathering my mermaids bit by little bit, seeking out bargains and refusing to pay the (outrageous) prices typically seen on eBay, over the last 10 years.<br />
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My bathroom is far too small to display the quantity of them I've accumulated, so they hang on the wall in the dining area. I painted the wall a vivid aqua to give them an appropriately water-ish background. Every once in a while, sitting at the kitchen table, I think about the fact that they were probably displayed in someone's bathroom and are most likely covered in midcentury cooties. But I give all my vintage ceramics a decent wash when I get them. And not much puts me off my food, I can assure you.<br />
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Many of the mermaids originally came with their own ceramic bubbles, starfish, sea horses, etc., to better create a complete underwater tableau. The bubbles and accessories are often missing from the sets today, but there are a couple of dedicated mermaid-lovers out there who make repros available from vintage molds.<br />
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These two are, hands (fins?) down, my favorites in the whole collection. There's just something so wonderfully retro about them, and I especially love the way their hair "floats" around them (a detail some of the other designers seem to have overlooked). The bubbles are repros from mermaid guru Sandy Shores,<br />
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I got these two little Lefton beauties at an absolute steal from someone who was liquidating a bunch of NOS (new old stock) items from his late parents' store. They even came in the original wooden crate with straw.<br />
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This trio is by Norcrest, and I've had them for almost 10 years. There's absolutely no way I could afford to buy them today, given that the price of this particular set has, like, quintupled since the days when I was first collecting. I've even seen them sell singly for more than what I paid for the whole group. So they're pretty much the crown jewels of my collection, and naturally I gloat when I see them outrageously priced on eBay. Because if you're not smug about your bargains, then you're just not doing it right.<br />
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This little gal is also a favorite of mine. Most of the mermaids just seem to be posing, but this one's actively a-swimmin'.<br />
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Here's the whole collection. In future posts: the adorable niecelets, spaghetti poodles, anthropomorphic fruit and veggies, ramblings about planting a gnome garden, and ever so much more. Stay tuned!<br />
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